“Hey there I’m the average All-Suburban man
I’m a porn loving, beer drinking, NFL fan
I like seadoos and dirt bikes and things that go fast
Though I can’t quite remember when I read a book last
I love to compete but I can’t stand to loose
Instead of swallowing my pride I’ll just swallow some booze
Reduce human life to a sitcom cliché
Then chastise those unlike me as either pitiful or gay”
Diefy testosterone,
To mask my soul cowardly and prone
Shirk obligation, chase escape
Human Being desiring ape
“Got no shred of integrity
But watch and look how far I pee
Me enterprise towards troglodyte
Because that be symbol of true might
Stuff my paycheck into some fat stripper’s racks
As I drive home I wonder what my marriage it lacks
Far too much work to invest in my kids and wife
They restrain me and won’t let me live my own life.
Don’t got the balls to fight so the contest I’ll rig
Call myself a contender when in fact I’m a pig
Then give an opinion on a race I’ve never ran
Someone lied to me when they told me I’m a man.”
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